California here we come?....NO NEED LAHHH, we got Taman Melawati in Malaysia

About a month or so ago, Yuweno Inferno introduced me to the blockbuster ongoing series of The O.C . Even though the show has this "larger than life" tag attached to its very namesake, I had difficulties in geering myself to watch it because generally, I'm rather unmotivated to watch movies outside of cinema; with the exception for random television programmes which are at my disposal. Sometimes it is just harder to come to terms and prepare yourself to watch something new as opposed to randoms programs encountered from the carefree browsing of television channels, which could discard such nuisance in our minds and just force us to accept things as they are. At times, things just look awfully bleak and discouraging the more we think about it and before we know it, our morale are greatly diminished and we would eventually procastinate on what we had set ourselves to do in the first place. Knowing that I've delayed for way too long, I finally took the leap of faith and subsequently tried viewing those 4 episodes which were entrusted to me.

I have to admit that television series are really very well fabricated nowadays to grab your attention and leave you somewhat hooked to it. It is not hard to see that The O.C is a legitimate series which exudes its own brilliance and style in a special way. On the other hand, I also know that I don't have the luxury neither to be an ardent nor a hardcore follower because I don't exactly have all the time in the world. However, the knowledge of knowing that I've opened up a whole new avenue of entertainment would only stand benefit me whenever I wish to take up that option in the near future; granted that I have that time for it. Thus, the introduction to The O.C series is greatly appreciated.

From my very humble upbringing and experience, I believe the father of all trendy youth dramas is none other than Beverly Hills 90210. I was 8 years old when images of the show is aired in Malaysia's national television and the idea and concept of the show was selling like hot cakes. Not only was everyone fascinated about the concept of the American dream at that time, the show's very own cast comprised of actors and actresses alike whose physical appeal were so captivating and enchating that the near-perfect combination of good looking and spicy lifestyles ;propelled the show to a level of cult status. The appeal and the idea of the show was so strong that even a largely blur and forlorn toddler like me back then was drawn to the show even though I was absolutely lost in terms of comprehending the details of any given episode. Somehow I could only connect to the coolness associated with it and not the logic behind what was actually being presented because the content and conversation that was was aired in every single episode was nearly impossible for me to grasp at that age. Mind you I was 8 at that time and I don't exactly watch anything outside of cartoons small time dramas.

Therefore I can draw lots of comparisons between The O.C and Beverly Hills 90210. At the surface of all the hype between both movies in different eras, the whole backbone of both series revolves around the idea of a group of cool people who are residing in a really cool and classy place,and that their lives are plagued by a host of modern day issues. Under normal circumstances, people love to watch movies about about greener pastures and a cooler life. You don't even see producers wanting to promote shows about the gangs in the streets of Harlem, internal struggles in the slumps or the predicament of broken and underpaid families. Those sort of shows can only potentially succeed in one off programs and it is not long lasting in terms of appeal. Therefore the producers, would rather feed the audience with what things that have a lasting appeal rather than a brief one. Longevity and success is of paramount importance in the industry.

Shows like The O.C and Beverly Hills 90210 inadvertantly promotes the american culture or the american dream to aspiring teenagers and young people who wish to emulate the hype that is displayed before their very eyes. As a result, some might fall prey to thoughts and ideas of greener pastures elsewhere, especially in the west and also somewhat assimilate pick-up lines, phrases and the approach that was enticing to them.

Since negativity is the demeanor that is frequently overused as compared to its direct counterpart, I shall take the road less travelled and take all those negativity heads on for once. Of course, arguments itself seems futile without a direction. Therefore, I devised this small thought up my head to draw parallels between my very own home area as compared to those paradise depicted by the media of the west. Take note that I've been brought up in Taman Melawati my whole life and it is the only area that I can modestly boast of sufficient understanding. Therefore anyone who is as enthusiastic about their very own housing area can draw similar parallelism as well and it is not mutual exclusive as opposed to any other areas out there.



Therefore the stage is set, and the battle is imminent.
Battle of the day:
Overpriced and overhyped California vs Modest and unheard of Taman Melawati


NOTE: THE DESCRIPTION BELOW ARE MEANT TO BE SUBJECTIVE AND DOESN'T NECESSARY REFLECT THE TRUTH. THEY ARE ALL FABRICATION AND IDEAS ALTOGETHER AND IT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE TOWARDS ANY SENSITIVE OR INSENSITIVE THOUGHTS OF OFFENDED PARTIES ALTOGETHER.

They say that California's very own sight is breathtaking and envigorating






They love the wholesome package that California brings. They think it is so trendy to have basketball courts by the beach. Who are we kidding....GOSHHHH!!!!. Not enough land is it?






WE say that things doesn't always have to be classy, when mother nature can actually do wonders at times without human intervention.




Even our roads have a classic look attached to it and it is the target of countless local film production. Unlike western series which played to the hearts of the viewers who demand changes as we can see for ourselves from Beverly Hills to Orange County, our local directors never grow sick of melawati and they kept coming back for more in terms of footage from numerous picturesque location. So shy of it that they have to disguise the location under names of other areas sometimes. It is ok, their intentions are understood.




Look!!! we even have a multipurpose court with ample of land by it's sides. Melawatians are spoilt for choices till the point that nobody even want to patronize this well planned and constructed court.



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Snobbish people would point that The O.C and California boast of great friendships and red hot companions which are unparallel as of yet.

Things to note: Expensive furnitures and background settings to further boost the image

WE beg to differ. It is obvious that they haven't visit the "padang" at phase 4 in Taman Melawati. As an attempt to challenge the O.C in terms of frequent airings per weeks, real-life activity as depicted below are carried out on a weekly basis; if the weather permits.We are clear advocaters that class and style is not mutually exclusive on the other side of the world.

Things to note: No expensive things are needed and nature loving melawatians only need mother nature in their midst for "happening" activities.

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Wise man says that California is full of love and intimacy, coupled with their wondrous open minded approach towards relationship (in short, it means that they are open towards pre-marital sex and ceaseless switching of partners). A shoulder for those who needs it just goes on further to prove their depth in love and affection. "Armour infinito?". OWHHHHH HOW SWEETTTTTT.

WE say, those self-proclaim wise man aka morons only need to visit Wangsa Maju's branch of McDonalds to dispel such nonsense. Who is more open now?. This guy is literally hugging his girlfriend in such close proximities. They bodies can literally merge and several strategic angles might even betray our eyesight into believing that they are somewhat superimposed into each other. Such act of boldness and liberalism could even mislead many naive childrens to conclude for their own that those two persons are actually Siamese twins and their very naive brains simply repels any other reasoning that could be conjured or offered. Shoulders or anything that is that conservative wouldn't suffice even in Jaya Jusco's McDonalds, what more the rest of Melawati. FEEL THE LOVE, CALIFORNIANS?????

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Californians claim that they can strike up a pose better than any homo sapiens from any other part of the world. They claim that the mixture of style and arrogance clearly shows everyone that they centerfold material.

WE say.... "My boy, I'm sure the term {posing maut} is foreign to you. It is ok, as there is always a first time for everything". I'm lost for words to describe this pose below. It is that good and the innocent guy in the picture below is only a youthful 15 when the photo was taken.On the contrary,the guy from the photo above might have enter Zouk a gazillion times already and corrupted his personality many times over. We Melawatians give you the wholesome package in this aspect; naivity and vanity.

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Californian: But but but.....our seaside and beaches are still unparallel. Surely you can't top that? We even have a majestic bridge/structure to accompany it!!!!

Californian: Marvel at your beaches you third world country!!!!.

Melawatian: Beaches are meant for swimming what.....We also got wonderful scenaries all around us. A swimming pool can also serve that very purpose already.Not to mention, we love the smell of clorine in our swimming pool water. Noobs don't know how to enjoy luxuries like these. NOW BEGONE!!!!

Melawatians: But before you go, it is ok take a glimpse and drool with incomprehensible yearning for things that we Melawatians take for granted.

Melawatian: Again

Melawatian: And again

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Ancient myths have it that Californians or westerners are equipped with cutting edge technology and they absolutely love their music. Wireless and portability is the new name of the game and they are the self-professed master of them all.

WE say that although we can't necessary match that feat, Malaysia in general is not lagging too far behind. We love music too and our affliation with wireless and portability started even years back which is unfathomable. Sometimes pictures speak a thousand words doesn't it?

Picture courtesy of Kennysia.com's old post.

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.........

END OF COMPARISON......

I don't want to compare anymore......I don't need no justification. It is official, but I stand corrected in the future. I love Taman Melawati as it is. I've met great personalities all along that have blessed me immensely throughout my 22 years of life. No matter what happens in the future and where I may go, Taman Melawati and its people will always be a great part of me. I dare say that there is nowhere else I rather be; for most if not all the time (hoping that I don't eat my own words).

P.S: The person on the bottom left of the picture is me. The rest of the people in the picture are just great blessings altogether directly and indirectly to me. Thanks everyone!!!!

SO I GUESS WHAT SHOULD I SAY THEN AFTER THIS LONG RANT???...ermmmmmm....Melawati ROCKS?....

Peace OUT